Lettuce!

Christmas songs.

I wish to complain about various broken promises that keep being put about in various places.
"Hark, the herald angels sing. A king is born today.
And man will live for ever more, because of Christmas day.
Christmas day keeps on happening every year, and people still die!

Jim, Bournemouth.

Editor sez...
You shouldn't take song lyrics too literaly. But just in case, contact the Spice Girls. They "Want to make love to ya, baby!".

Smut, porn and search engines.

Al,
I received this email today from Ed, and was asked to forward this link to you... I hope you like it.
http://www.[snip].com/

Unsigned

Editor sez...
First of all, I'm not Al.

Let's see what this is.
(Fires up browser. Types in url.)

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There then follows a load of links, and about 100 K worth of "breasts a** black nude XXX negro african american t*t* c**t" repeated many times.

Don't give up the day job.

Shucks!

Your cool! Your funny! I've bookmarked this place and I'm telling all my friends about it!
:-) I live in Vancouver B.C., Canada. I hope to write some more!

Devon Bates, Vancouver B.C., Canada.

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