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Previous Issue:11.
Copyright © 1998 Twin and Earth Publishing.
Hamster Times /Issue 12March 1998

PHOTOSTORY!

Ernie saves the world, Act (3)

Previous Episodes
Act One
In which something quite fun happens which starts the story-ball rolling (were there to be such a thing that existed!), and sets the scene for...
Act Two
In which the gravity of the situation is realised...

The Story So Far...

There was a milkman, named Ernie. Ernie had a quiet life... at least, that's the way things used to be. Just the occasional Gold top to add to the general air of unexcitement which flowed from day to day.

But, he didn't know - much as we didn't - that that was all to change. In one fateful day, he noticed that some flying disk things were missing. While this probably wasn't important, he set about (after donning the disguise of a respected woman) recovering the said disks.

It wasn't to be that easy though. The world went mad, the Beatles turned into Elephants, people walked on ceilings, got sucked into the disks, and turned into dark alleyways.

Ernie, clad in a novelty oversize gasmask and boots set out to right these wrongs. He failed - but at least he got his outfit deflated slightly...

And now, it continues...

[People in power were slowly being replaced by very simple - but yet convincing puppets! The PrimeMinister was deeply concerned! ][Cat][I am very deeply concerned about all of these men in power being turned into puppets!][Goldfish][That's only because none of your ministers can open a can of catfood!]
[Ernie sat and thought about it for a while...][...and decided to take to the skies...][He was the only hope we had... The flying round things had gone too far this time!]
[Meanwhile, Eaty makes an appearance as a minister's pet!!][Only to be confronted by a rather sexy ghost!][Ghost][I bring very grave news...]

TO BE CONTINUED

Will Ernie catch up with the flying disk things? What is the grave news that the ghost brings ? Is it something as simple as "wood rot" in the neighbouring plot? Will Eaty phone home? Will I stop asking questions?

Find out, next time, in Act 4...

Related Information.
Photos?
Well.... all these photos, as do all with the Ernie story, originate from PA Newscenter's photo of the day - which is a really, really nice place to go to find out what's really happening in the world today - as opposed to some of the stuff we just kind of make up... okay, so our stuff does happen, but, we tend to... embelish the facts a little too much from time to time...