Issue #8 Tuesday, 2nd December, 1997 0p

Coming up in the week's bumper edition of the HT....

Hyperbole and lots of it!!!!!!!

As well as that, these highlights...
Good evening, here is the news. Mice on aeroplanes (or airplanes even), Birth control and vegetarian anarchists.
All the latest in the news on Girl Power, by Hamster Spice.
It's December, and Hamster Meg has all your stars for the month.
Boxing, Workforce problems, and football football football.
Ernie saves the world part 2. But the your probably know the ending by now, just by reading the title, or will we get all spooky and decide that he doesn't save the world at the end. Woooh!
The lettuce shortages have hit us this week. No-one has sent us any lettuce. Please people, we need some. Use the form, or mail us at HamsterTimes@angelfire.com.
No ranting this week. We are feeling rather peacable like and we don't want to. So there.

And if that wasn't enough, we have the Depths of heck,a rather amusing (but quite serious) legal notice,the awards we've got and link reciprocation,all about Twin and Earth Publications and seven weeks of sillyness.

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