HT:Rants and Raves

Since it's coming up to christmas, we'd thought we'd release a single and get you all jiving. You can't buy them at any record shop in the country.

It all started with a discussion about publicity tunred into making up lyrics to jingles.

To get you all into that funky mood, here's our first effort. Once we get access to some recording and sampling equipment, we'll put an audio file here, but for now, imagine two or three people singing very badly.

ahhhhh, I like the colourful stories in there,
and the way the prose, gleams without a care.
aahhhh, I hear the sound of so much heard
on the wind that passes laughter through the air...

dum dum dum dum
I'm picking up the Hamster Times,
She's giving me the Hamster Times
ah... ah ah ah The Hamster Times...

Close my eyes... the jokes still seem fresh now,
Softly smile, the humour is quite fine.
Ahhhhhh laughter in my eyes,
still goes with me everywhere

dum dum dum dum
I'm picking up the Hamster Times,
She's giving me the Hamster Times,
ah...ah ah ah The Hamster Times...

ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha

Hamster Times, we love you
you never cause pain.
Hamster Times, we love you
do you have an aim?

You get it in the street,
no lies about the Librals meet
Do you think they have a spy?
The stories seem to get me high.

Hamster Times, we love you
you never cause pain
Hamster Times, we love you
do you have an aim.

The index seem so fine,
with stories on the line.
Do you think they'll have one
that doesn't make you laugh?

Hamster Times, we love you etc etc etc