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Schu do you think you are kidding Mr Hitler?...

In his first comments after the race that lost him the world championship, Michael Schumacher said

"It was hit own fault, he should have seen me coming..."

but later, changed his mind when he realised that all the evidence showed that he had deliberately turned into Villeneuve... to this, in a press conference, he said

"It was, a mistake... "

at the rate he is changing his mind, we believe it is ownly a matter of time before he changes his story again to

"I was in a bad mood, I saw him coming, I thought 'this has worked before' and I decided to run him off the road... if he hadn't had luck on his side, he would have been the looser in the whole affair, and me the winner. Winning is everything. Everything. Everything."

well, maybe. Who can say. He's German, and German's are generally regarded as being a little bit strange

Irish Sting turns tables on Wasps

London Irish beeat Wasps, 22 to 17. This was, according to Irish, the fact that Wasps are small yellow and black winged insects, who fly about and go buzz a lot, and really they didn't have any chance - not after they turned all the tables on them - I mean, they got so confused. It was only a matter of time before they fell on their backs and wriggled their little legs in the air.