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Xenaphiles, part two

Time, it's a wonderful thing.
One day it's summer, the next day its spring!
But where does it come from, and what does it bring?
Time, time is a wonderful thing.

Well, 4 weeks have come around, which mean's its time for part two of the Xenaphiles. In last month's episode, some things happened. If you don't want me to spoil them for you, then quickly click on the archive icon now and have a look at issue 2's photostory. If you'd rather not do that, here's what happened...

..All was happy and good. Mulder and Scully had gone out - not looking for anything really, just to shine those powerful torches of theirs' all over the place. Not that they need an excuse, but, they don't have much of a social life... and it seems to amuse them. Especially when Mulder does his Darth Vader impressions... Anyway, all of a sudden, a bolt of white light came out of nowhere and hit Scully while Mulder was posing for a camera which was not there... Scully disappeared, and a man we know only as the CSM lit a cigarette and puffed happilly to himself. Of course, he'll die eventually - we all die eventually... at least I think we do. Hmm... Anyway, suddenly there was a flash of light and Xena, Warrior Princess appeared. But Mulder was too caught up posing to really take any notice. Then we ran out of space and slapped a big "To be continued... dum dum dum" sign up. The important thing is that no-one has died yet, not even their hair, and the Truth is still out there. In fact, the Truth is more in here than out there, but no-one ever looks in that old filing cabinet marked "TRUTH, IN HERE PLEASE"... but they always say you can never see something that's under your nose - which explains how I was 12 years old before I realised I had a chin. But I'm waffling on without due care or reason. I'd better get back to the plot...

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...TO BE CONTINUED

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The Xenophiles is copyright © 1997 Twin and Earth Publishing. Xena, Warrior Princess is copyright © 1997 Renassance pictures / MCA , The X-Files is copyright © 1997 Fox Television. Darth Vader is very bad and evil, unless you've seen the last movie in which he gets good again, but, that's irrelivant. He's copyright © 1997 George Lucas I believe.

The Photo's have come from here, there, and everywhere. In particular though, the white rabbit originally came from http://www.best.com/~dforthof/WhiteRabbit/ and is used in stories and things for young children - well worth a read if you are a rabbit or a child.