Issue #7 Friday, 21st November, 1997 0p

Exactly one week late!

Thinking that the days of late editions were over. A whole pile of work jumps up and lands on us both, getting squished. But we did it! We got it in the end.

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Anyway, in this week's (fortnights?) edition, we have such delightful delights as...
Rants and raves. We complain about the about of work we have to do to earn a living.
In the news. Devon gold, Railway timetable crisis, Nano-tech surgery, It's getting a tad nippy, and cheecky shenanegans at a courtroom.
The human clones. This week's feature story. We come back to the long running Mars story. World leaders have been replaced by robots.
One of our photostories is missing part 2. Ths time, Bill has a go at doing a photo story. To make it easier for him, we've had the photos taken away. Ernie saves the world - part 2 next week. (Maybe)
Sport. Yeh, my heart stood still. Yeh, his name was Bill. Oh, when he walked me home...
Spice of Life. The backlash begins. Is it the end for these ladies? Hamster Spice reprts.
Lettuce to the editor. The bit of the HT that comes from you. Yes, you! I'm pointing at you there.
And if that wasn't enough, we have the Depths of heck,legal notice,the awards we've got and link reciprocation,all about Twin and Earth Publications and six weeks of sillyness.

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