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Wasted youth

Xenaphiles, part two - another great combination of my two favourite TV programmes - Johnny Bravo and the A-Team.

Of course, when I was young my parents never let me watch the A-Team. I can understand why. Somebody may have locked me in a warehouse with nothing but a handful of automatic weapons, a bulldozer, 6 sheets of tempered steel and an oxyacetylene welder. Who knows what harm I could of done to myself trying to imitate my heros. Ohhh, Mama!

Occasionally, Stephen

Editor Sez;

And who says television is getting increasingly violent!

Drivel

Hi, I see you (a) found my guest book and (b) found out about the award.

The drivel group has just really started the award and we were going to inform you of your win just as soon as we made a little logo for you to display. You can mention your win on your site any time that you like (or, indeed, pretend it didn't happen!)

Hamster Times is splendid drivel and we want you to keep up the good work.

Lynn Alford

Editor sez;

Thanks for your kind award. I'd just like to thank the academy. Etc etc...

We've put a link to you in our new throphy cabinet page.

Kind words

(Quoted from an article posted to various newsgroups.)

Verry Interestink.... I have it bookmarked now and will continue to watch the space. The analysis of 'The Nanny trial' was specially good, agreeing as it does so closely with my own opinion.

> Thank you for reading this message.

You mean that's it? No free merchandise? Not even a hamster?

Unsigned

Editor sez;

So.... You want some mechandise. I could give you sheet of paper with a drawing of some cheesecake. We're very fond of cheesecake around here.